December 9

nobodyeversaysitaly:

holyzombie:

murda:

fastlive:

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Guys I saw Brooke last week and forgot to mention it previously.

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brightsidesuicide:

thedailywhat:

LOLcat of the Day: Atheist Cat asks: Could Ceiling Cat prepare a cheezburger so unattainable that even he couldn’t has?
[via.]

brightsidesuicide:

thedailywhat:

LOLcat of the Day: Atheist Cat asks: Could Ceiling Cat prepare a cheezburger so unattainable that even he couldn’t has?

[via.]

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zombify:

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 Told ya Lita, some guy who owns a blackboard agrees with me :P

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demotivator:

Fear - just think about how this guy’s day is going to go….Demotivational poster

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brightsidesuicide:

luckypennylane:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

thedailywhat:

House, M.D.

brightsidesuicide:

luckypennylane:

fuckyeahslightlyamusing:

thedailywhat:

House, M.D.

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December 8

brightsidesuicide:

baganga:

maggiehatesyou:

longlivethequeen:

brokennecksfeatherweights:

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lollll

brightsidesuicide:

baganga:

maggiehatesyou:

longlivethequeen:

brokennecksfeatherweights:

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lollll

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December 7

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usuallycrazy:

thedailywhat:

Bookworm kitteh noes ov wat he speakz.
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I wish this cat stopped me my sophomore year.
The whole reason I’m so anti-Twilight is because I used to be one of those TwiTards.
I experienced it firsthand.
I always feel terribly hypocritical for making fun of it because at one time, that was a “thing” for me.
But yes. I was one. I was an Edward Cullen obsessee. It was terrible. It was horrendous.
Then, junior year happened. And I read the final book in the series. And I don’t know what it was, but I just couldn’t get into it. There was something off.
Something just slapped me on the head and said “Danielle. What are you doing? There’s nothing happening in this book. They just got married and now they’re having sex every other day. This doesn’t make sense. This is fanfiction.”
I feel like it had to do with my AP English class last year and Mr. Reyes’s monotonous voice telling me what was quality writing and what was not, teaching me to overanalyze everything I read and to trust no one.
There’s not much to analyze in Twilight. Pretty much what you read is what you get. Nothing.
No characterization. No plot. A bunch of characters that you can apply any traits to make you “relate.”
Then, the movie came out. I was navigating Youtube one day and “Twilight FULL MOVIE PART 8” was on the “Videos Being Watched Now” list.
I decided to watch it. I wasn’t wasting money on it. I was just beginning to realize this was crap. Let me just watch this and make sure.
That sealed it.
Oh yeah. This is crap. This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. This doesn’t even make sense, they don’t even have a reason to be in love. Why is everything so gloomy? Why do they zoom in on eyes so much? Why is this guy not attractive at all? How miserable was my life to thoroughly enjoy this? Okay, I’m leaving. This sucks.
So, this is my confession. Usher style.
I used to be a TwiTard.
Where the hell were you when I needed you, Cat?

usuallycrazy:

thedailywhat:

Bookworm kitteh noes ov wat he speakz.

[via.]

I wish this cat stopped me my sophomore year.

The whole reason I’m so anti-Twilight is because I used to be one of those TwiTards.

I experienced it firsthand.

I always feel terribly hypocritical for making fun of it because at one time, that was a “thing” for me.

But yes. I was one. I was an Edward Cullen obsessee. It was terrible. It was horrendous.

Then, junior year happened. And I read the final book in the series. And I don’t know what it was, but I just couldn’t get into it. There was something off.

Something just slapped me on the head and said “Danielle. What are you doing? There’s nothing happening in this book. They just got married and now they’re having sex every other day. This doesn’t make sense. This is fanfiction.”

I feel like it had to do with my AP English class last year and Mr. Reyes’s monotonous voice telling me what was quality writing and what was not, teaching me to overanalyze everything I read and to trust no one.

There’s not much to analyze in Twilight. Pretty much what you read is what you get. Nothing.

No characterization. No plot. A bunch of characters that you can apply any traits to make you “relate.”

Then, the movie came out. I was navigating Youtube one day and “Twilight FULL MOVIE PART 8” was on the “Videos Being Watched Now” list.

I decided to watch it. I wasn’t wasting money on it. I was just beginning to realize this was crap. Let me just watch this and make sure.

That sealed it.

Oh yeah. This is crap. This is one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen. This doesn’t even make sense, they don’t even have a reason to be in love. Why is everything so gloomy? Why do they zoom in on eyes so much? Why is this guy not attractive at all? How miserable was my life to thoroughly enjoy this? Okay, I’m leaving. This sucks.

So, this is my confession. Usher style.

I used to be a TwiTard.

Where the hell were you when I needed you, Cat?

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December 6

the-fastlane:

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we will the day we can put our differences aside

the-fastlane:

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we will the day we can put our differences aside

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holyzombie:

fuckyeahvantooren:

Every single time. It’s sad, really.
:))

holyzombie:

fuckyeahvantooren:

Every single time. It’s sad, really.

:))

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holyzombie:

zombiesaremything:

lastonethereisapenispump:

ellefxckingyes:

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omg so awful i’m going to hell for laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Now that’s gangsta…

holyzombie:

zombiesaremything:

lastonethereisapenispump:

ellefxckingyes:

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omg so awful i’m going to hell for laughing.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Now that’s gangsta…

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December 5

nobodyeversaysitaly:

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connorfortin:

veronicathenoseylady:

nervousrex:

subwaytovenus:

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I fucking love these

Alligators always know the answer!

that they do

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