January 2012
42 posts
nobodyeversaysitaly replied to your post: Mel, are you enjoying Michael Clarke’s innings?
Yeah, uh, Mel deleted her tumblr.
Since when and why?
Mel, are you enjoying Michael Clarke's innings?
“Weren’t we all crazy in our sleep? What was sleep, after all, but the process by...”
– Darkly Dreaming Dexter, by Jeff Lindsay (via maggie-may)
December 2011
68 posts
The Power of Cheerios Compels You.
Stranger: hiii, f/23, wet and horny ;)
You: No thank you. The last woman I defiled ended up in a greenhouse, with a trip wire and a spiked collar.
Stranger: oooohhh so you like it kinky, huh?? lol
Stranger: asl?
You: 33/m/FL
Stranger: cool, so whats ur name, 33//m/fl?? ;)
You: Travis. Travis Marshall.
You: And yourself?
Stranger: brittany :)
Stranger: so, u feeling horny, travis??
You: I’m not. God frowns upon such sinfulness.
Stranger: o come on
Stranger: if i was there with u right now, what would u do with me??
You: Hmmm, well first, I’d tie you up.
Stranger: see? i knew u liked it kinky ;)
You: Then I’d make you repent for your sins.
Stranger: oohhhh so ur into roleplay too?
Stranger: i should repent, cuz I’ve been a naughty girl ;)
You: I’ll bet you have. This is good. Pray, so when I bring about the end of the world, you might have a chance to be saved.
Stranger: what else?
You: Then, I’d pull out my…
Stranger: ur what?
You: My John the Revelator Sword.
Stranger: i hope that’s code for ur dick..
You: You could call it that if you wanted. Anyway, then I’d take it, and hold it in my hand.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: and…?
You: And I’d make a scowly face…
Stranger: lol, why you angry?
You: And then I’d stab you. Right in the chest. Sacrificing you to God.
Stranger: …lol what??!
Stranger: ur kinda weird, travis.
You: You think so? Well, when I carry out the 7 keys, and the world comes to an end, just know that you will not be saved.
Stranger: lol
You: What’s so funny? You’re doomed, and you think that it’s funny?
Stranger: r u crazy or something..??
You: Look, let me make it up to you. You bring me some Cheerios, and I’ll make sure to put in a good word to God about you.
Stranger: Ok……
You: *scowls at you*
You: Go, get my Cheerios. The power of Christ compels you.
Stranger: k, i’m leaving now….
Stranger: Not with my Cheerios, you godless whore.
-YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED-
